#Aburame Shino

[atoriv-art]

bug boy 🐝

[gatorgrumbles]

Idk I have to draw him for my health. It’s a real medical condition

[cool-thymus]

Kakashi if he could choose his own team (aka his own boys band 😅)

[hellcifrogs]

Team SKHA (sky?) - the weapons are mostly just overall ideas here, not really detailed.

[shinoposting]

"A bra that small can only belong to..."

Shino calling Sakura's boobs small while in arm's reach and not getting turned into a fine paste can only be evidence that he's the 'safe friend'.

[sad-stucky-shipper-107]

DO YOU EVER WANT TO SOB ABOUT THE FACT THAT HE HAS FRIENDS NOW?

CUZ I WANNA. I DO. OH MY GOD. MY BOY HAS FRIENDS NOW.

[kakashixhatakesxwhore]

Most to least experienced in bed? Konoha 11 and whoever else you wanna add. Love your work 😩😩

alrighty, i switched this up a bit to avoid strange research, if you wanna see someone else/another group ranking, lmk - i hope this is up to code, and thank you for the request!!

Sex Tier List

Ranked: Konoha 11 (Naruto, Sakura, Shikamaru, Ino, Choji, Kiba, Shino, Hinata, Neji, Lee, Tenten) + Sand Siblings (Kankuro, Temari, Gaara) + Sasuke

Warnings: swearing, x(GN)reader implications, we are talking about sex, uh idk lmk if something makes you uncomfy

Notes: Boruto era for everyone, and, for everyone, their Bortuo era! this request had me fucked up lowk because, canonically, these mfs got zero action without rings - so we're putting an enjoyment spin on it, worst to best, in a modern-ish au. as in, who you would have to guide, vs, who could rock your world, five times over, in one night.

Masterlist💿

Tier 3 - Passable🪙

5. Hinata

I'm not even sorry. She deffo just lies there. Never gets on top. You have to ask for anything and everything, and not even in a sexy, teasing way, more in a 'I don't want to feel like I'm fucking a wooden board' way.

4. Kiba

May God love him because this man is certainly a selfish lover. That's not to say he isn't good - he's great at getting himself off, his brain just kinda shuts off otherwise. If you wanna cum, the onus is on you, because he's fuck-drunk within seconds of you touching him.

3. Kankuro

He's trying, okay?? It's just really fucking hard to keep you in mind when you just feel so fucking good. Kankuro's just inconsistent - that's the main issue. He'll try a million different positions in one session and is always unintentionally edging you.

2. Lee

Now, our darling, Rock Lee, is trying his best, honestly and truly. However, he doesn't know anything about anything, and you have to guide him every now and again. He's got the enthusiasm down, he's just not very good at translating it into pure sexual energy on the fly.

1. Gaara

He's too busy to be good at sex. When he does find the time, y'all get extra down and dirty, but Gaara's still lowkey inexperienced and the irregularity of your encounters doesn't help.

Tier 2 - Good🪩

5. Choji

Bro's got hidden talents, aight? It's a matter of him wanting to utilize them that sets Choji up. Most nights, he's chilling, but on those key few nights, hot damn.

4. Sasuke

I would've put him lower but y'all would've been mad - it's called REALISM. Sasuke would be wayyyyy too busy to put in the work to develop any actual skill in the bedroom, and he would find researching for it so far past disgusting. His good grace would be his natural endowment and prowess, but he's on thin fucking ice.

3. Tenten

Surprisingly stone top vibes, I cannot lie. She deffo gets off on your pleasure, but she's down here because she's kinda bad at first. There would totally be improvement, like obvious and quick improvement, but those first few times were pretty rough.

2. Shino

Baby boy. Sweet boy. Ugh. I love. I wanted him as number one, so I'm not even defending this. Take it up with my lawyer.

1. Naruto

He's not the main character for nothing. Naruto lays pipe, but he can get a bit selfish at times. Never fear though, the second he catches himself, lost in the sauce, another round gets added to his itinerary. He'll be making it up to you tenfold, even if it was just for a minute.

Tier 1 - Fantastic🔮

5. Sakura

With her level of anatomical knowledge, she barely even needs to break a sweat to give you a release. However, she will break a sweat, because she wants to. Just amazing, idk what to tell you.

4. Temari

Got me kickin my feet and twirlin my hair rn - she would be so GODLY in the sack. She's always very present, very attentive, but is so openly expressive in the moment. Temari would have you screaming syllables and seeing colours behind your eyelids.

🥉 Neji

The game my man's got is INSANE. I just know for a goddamn fact that no one dances the horizontal mambo as gracefully as Neji. You're pleased, he's pleased, no one's ever terribly tired or bruised, the limits are clear lines but are never even toed. That's just the reg, too! Special nights would be fucking wild, dude would have wine, and flowers, and candles - he would go the whole nine yards every time.

🥈 Ino

Be still, my beating heart. Christ. Yeah, Ino's got this shit on lock. She's a vers switch, need I say more? (I do, someone request a fic)

🥇 SHIKAMARU

Y'all seen my preferance yet, or nah?

Oh Em Gee - Shikamaru could have you, heels to Jesus, all night longgggg. The stamina, the will, the knowledge, the capability; it's all there, and no one is as apt to put it all together except for Shikamaru. He would go for hours at a time, until he physically couldn't anymore. He would know exactly what makes your timebomb tick, and he would push every button so deliciously. Fuck, he's a tease too. If you two aren't actively in the bedroom, he's trying to get you there.

[conceptoconplumas]

Idk what to say, i just love to draw cursed images

[x-emeraldsky-x]

Blank Period designs

[atoriv-art]

stares

[gatorgrumbles]

Shino with a cicada because tis the season

[kikaichuno]

Nightmare fuel.

[hellcifrogs]

Hey! What if they changed their outfits through the arcs? What if they had different clothes for different occasions?

[inside-lees-mind]

Can I request nsfw headcanons for Shino when his s/o wants him to be rough? I just KNOW he has the potential to be a rough dom if he wasn’t so shy!

Hi! Thank you for the request!

Warning: NSFW, penetration, squirting, mention of biting and spanking

Gender neutral but I do mention squirting in parenthesis as a side note

He’s been so gentle with you. Like you’d break.

Or maybe he’s scared he’ll do something you don’t like, then you won’t talk to him. Maybe even leave him all together. And he could deal with you never having sex with him again, but you leaving him?

He couldn’t deal with that. He’s become oddly (in his opinion) dependent on you, at least emotionally.

So instead, he settles into a routine with you, which eventually gets boring.

It still feels good and it’s always intimate for both of you, but you’re both craving to do something new.

He won’t admit it, so eventually, right after he slips in, bottoming out in you, you tell him to just be rough. As rough as he wants.

At first he asks “what?”

Then you tell him you want it hard, and he slowly nods, understanding.

You can tell he’s nervous as he hesitates, his hands slowly moving to grip your hips before he pulls out and experimentally pushes back in, a bit like how he usually does.

You don’t say anything, giving him a second to figure it out, and within the next few thrusts, it’s almost as hard and fast and you want it.

He’s hitting all the right spots, but he could be just a little bit harder with it.

“Harder”

“Harder?”

“Harder.”

You tell him to be rough in other ways, maybe spank you, bite you/mark you up, etc.

And soon, when you cum harder than you ever have, (maybe squirt for the first time with him?) he realizes he’ll have to be this rough often.

He’ll be apologetic if you can’t walk well, but just tell him it’s okay.

Cuddles afterwards.

[shinoposting]

[acediee]

Happy birthday Shino!! 🪰